If I had Nuts

I would give my right nut to go see this show:


THE COLBERT REPORT - ON STRIKE!

Stephen Colbert and the writers of THE COLBERT REPORT are out of work!

Come see a live performance of the show!

All proceeds will benefit The Actors Fund, which helps professionals in performing arts and entertainment in times of need, crisis or transition.

Mon Dec 3, 2007
6:30 pm $20
UCBT NYC
Advanced reservations are sold out
THERE WILL BE A STAND-BY LINE FOR THIS SHOW


Arrgggh - I'll never make it, I work too late!

[via No Fact Zone]